The multiple exclamation points in the title only hint at the amount of excitment that The Jargon is going to throw at you during our year long “Axis of Rock*” tour starting Oct 7th at Midtown (previously The Purple Porpoise).

Attacking Midtown with lightning efficiency much like the German Panzer ’s …

The multiple exclamation points in the title only hint at the amount of excitment that The Jargon is going to throw at you during our year long “Axis of Rock*” tour starting Oct 7th at Midtown (previously The Purple Porpoise).

Attacking Midtown with lightning efficiency much like the German Panzer ’s Blitzkreig of Poland, our set will be a fourty minute short range bombardment of killer hooks and stinging guitar licks, crushing our listeners will to resist under the sheer force of musical antagonism.

If you don’t come to our shows… The terrorists have truly won.

*Please note: Rock is a registered trademark of Inuit Jargon. All rights reserved.

UPDATE: The show venue CHANGED. It’s now going to be at Damon’s Downtown. A map can be found at www.inuitjargon.com

Hey fools,

We have a show this friday (9/23) at Tim and Terry’s. You should come out. It will be fun. End transmission.

-Andrew “Marketing Test In 16 Hours” Celauro

Songs of the Week:
Nada Surf - In The Mirror
New Pornographers - Sing Me Spanish Techno
Swayze - Redemption
Swayze - Iphagenia

We’ve had an absolutely phenomenal (sp?) reaction to our first show! The visits to the Inuit Jargon central mainframe has literally doubled in the last week.

I’m trying really hard to get the Multiplication Table EP on the internet for download if you didn’t get one at the show, or …

It’s the day after the show, and I’m happy to report that we not only didn’t suck, we we’re actually pretty good relatively speaking.

A lot of new visitors have been heading to the site in the last couple days. Get some MP3s and read the bio. Also check out …

Well, the show went down, and I think it went down pretty sweet. A big freaking thank you to everyone who came out, and a bigger thanks to Morningbell, Cara Del Gato, and Morgan for letting us share the bill with them. We hope to have more shows …

Only 6 days until the show and we all came to the sudden realization that if you perform somewhere you have to be good. That said, we’ve been practicing our tails off and preparing to rock you all thoroughly and with impunity.

We plan on building a campfire in the middle …

Less than a week til the big show, and we’re ramping up. Late night practices fueled by root beer and Wayne Gretzky’s 3D Hockey 98 are helping us reach our goal of putting on the hottest show Gainesville has ever seen. Get ready for lots of fun and …