I’m going to try and give the condensed version of this, so I’ll put it in timeline/quotes format
1. My mom suggests a baby grand piano for Stacie as a graduation present.
2. I find some Bosendorfer used baby grands in Atlanta for insanely low prices (this is stacie’s dream piano)
3. I call the guy, he says he’d sell it for the price listed online and tells me I can send a piano tech to check it out.
4. I hire a tuner to go out and see it, which he does last friday and it checks out, plays well, looks great.
5. I try to hire a second guy for another opinion, but that falls through, so I decide to go myself and check it out.
6. The seller agrees to take it “off the market” while my visit is pending.
7. Travis and I drive from Gainesville to Atlana and back on Wednesday of this week.
8. The guy I spoke with was out of town, so I talked to his “sales manager,” who agrees to meet us.
9. The sales manager can’t meet us, so he sends his tech to let us in.
10. The “showroom” is just a shared warehouse, also used to store chinese products, furniture, god knows what, and a handful of broken pianos. 3 pianos are actually out for inspection, of which this is the only full working condition one.
11. It plays well, we leave, call the “sales manager” and tell him we’ll call him Thursday at noon with an answer.
12. Thursday at noon, I call this guy and the following ensues
Eric: I’d like to make an offer on the piano, will you take $x?
Douchebag: no
Eric: Ok, would you take $xx?
DB: no
E: OK, then, i’ll pay the asking price, do you want to send me a contract?
DB: well, buddy, i actually sold it this morning to someone else
E (I’m not exaggerating, I was livid): What the Fuck are you talking about? I drove 700 miles yesterday to check this thing out, told you I’d be calling you, paid a piano tech to check it out, you couldn’t even call me and let me know someone else was bidding?
DB: silence
E: I mean, are you fucking joking? You fucking sold the piano? You couldn’t have told me this before I drove 700 miles to check it out? How did you even sell it, you were supposed to have taken it off the market for me?
DB: well, um, hmm, umm, the woman who bought it hasn’t paid me yet, so if you want to offer more than she did, I could still see what I could do.
E: Like I’m going to give you one dime right now, what’s to say you won’t pull this shit on me like you’re doing on this woman?
DB: well, umm, ahhh,
E: you can go fuck yourself (slams phone down)
So, try adding about 230589 more Fuck’s to the conversation and make the setting my office. It took about 10 minutes before my friend from down the hall felt it was safe enough to come in and see why I was cursing so much.
So, needless to say, I was pissed, but I’m glad I told him off. I’ve never felt so confident in a tell off as I did. Plus, the conversation was at least 5 minutes, so i told him off long and slow. I don’t think I would have snapped if we didn’t make the drive yesterday, which I think is a good thing.
Regardless, the drive wasn’t all that bad and Travis and I had as much fun as you can while driving through southern Georgia.
After the conversation today, I went to the Ocala Tractor Supply Co Store and bought some chicken feed while in my suit clothes. I figured I’d try to fit in by starting every sentence with “Wellsir.” It did’nt work. But they did have life size plastic bull heads for sale. I should have bought one.
Come to the show Friday night at the Atlantic!