So, seriously, Myspace is just like Crack. those with the power created it so we'd become addicted, and then they'd custom tailor advertisements to each and every one of us based on our likes and interests.

Let's get down to brass tacks. I love "Hogan Knows Best." Myspace knows this because they're monitoring my habits. I've been checking VH1 more than ever, and I even tried to find our old Wrestling Buddy Hulkster.

So, that is why Myspace keeps putting the new Brooke Hogan video link on the welcome page.

There you have it.

Currently listening: Stankonia By OutKast Release date: By 31 October, 2000