There's a billboard on I-75 south that says "It's never too late... ...Jesus."

First off, I'd like to point out how all religious themed billboards have terrible grammar skills. 

Secondly, and most importantly, I'd like to point out that the double occurrence of the elipses insinuate that there's a complete clause missing there.

So, Travis and I were trying to decide what would fit.  Here goes!

-It's never too late to return your overdue library book, Jesus.

-It's never too late to forgive your father for being an alcoholic, Jesus.

-It's never too late for Taco Bell now with 24 hour drive thru, Jesus.

-It's never too late to apologize for being such a prick the other night at Market Street, Jesus.

-It's never too late to get an abortion, jesus.

-It's never too late to whip it, whip it good, Jesus

-It's never too late to masturbate, jesus.

-It's never too late...  ...Jesus, it's too late now. 

 

Currently listening : Satanic Panic in the Attic By Of Montreal Release date: By 06 April, 2004