We'd like to thank Evan Garfield for filling in on the skins for a few of our summer shows until we find a permanent replacement for Jake.

It's weird. It feels like we broke up with jake. We still want to play with him, and are secretly hoping he'll come back to us, but he won't. Why won't he?!

If anyone is interested in taking out the rest of the Umoja Orchestra, perhaps we could have Evan on full time.

Seriously, though. don't try to take out the Umoja Orchestra. there are like 45 of those fuckers, and they all carry knives.