New IJ T-Shirt Rule

Dear Customers,

I'm sure you're all proud to be an owner of your new Inuit Jargon t-shirt. 

Basically, the new rule that we made up is that if you see someone around town wearing an Inuit Jargon shirt at the same time you are, you must run up to them and slam chests.  Do this to ensure maximum usage of our product.

-Andrew